05/26/04

Lies & H4X - For being retarded and choosing to wall-hack on our server without even covering it up. You two also disobeyed nearly every single rule we have on our server!! This is the first time we've ever been able to catch cheating assholes such as yourselves. You two have been banned from the Den, CAL, and most likely from every other PB-enabled server out there! Consider yourselves lucky! ASSHOLES!!!

05/22/04

Dave - For pretending to be in charge of the Den and acting an ass towards Tempesta since he didn't like our rules. He was politely told not to spawncamp, yet he barked back "F**k Off". Well, buddy, you have permission to do the same. And if I were you, I'd be extremely nice if I tried to come back to our server - otherwise, you're as good as banned.

05/16/04

The Entire TS Clan - For being poor losers in our OGL match May 16th. We won the match and you took the cheap way out and forfeited the match to us. You guys are poor, immature sports.

04/28/04

Homicidal - This guy joined our server this evening and was playing pretty well. He was getting some good kills in and all was going great. That is, until he decided to arrogantly proclaim how awesome his kill/death ratio was, and naturally how he believed we all sucked. He proceeded to make a few other rude comments, such as labeling all of Q3 as "NUBS".

Needless to say, a vote to kick him was quickly called and this smartass was tossed out like a sack of moldy bread. Good riddance, ASS!!

10/23/03

Diver [Q3] - Because Diver wanted an Ass Award SO BAD!! Seriously, an Ass Award is not an honor, it's made for ASSES!! You annoy the hell out of everyone, but you aren't quite the caliber of Ass that we really need here...! :-P

03/01/03

TSMalis - For being such a.... er, Because he TKed.... um, Shit! Because he wanted one! Here's my rant: The guy comes onto our forums, blatantly posting his thoughts and views, while the rest of us are expected to actually READ this stuff, and possibly (if the mood strikes us) RESPOND to it!! What an arrogant little ass! Who does he think he is? Malis? He has NO RIGHT! If I EVER see him on our Wolf server, and he is on the other team, you better believe I may take a shot at him. Even if I don't know who he is, I will, for DAMN sure, be shooting his teammates in an effort to find him. That's my mission!! And, Malis, you wanted this award so bad? Well, guess what, buddy... YOU GOT ONE!! ASS!!!!!

01/15/03

SpawnLauncher[Qc] - Oh...my...Gawd! It's a name from the past (though not distant enough, for my tastes). This asshole returned today, under the nickname John, then under the name Sam[AB]. Needless to say, he wasn't hard to pick out, as we immediately went back to our old standby, which was changing our names to his and his cousin Hehe's. And guess what?? He's STILL just as much of an asshole, and all he talked about in the short-lived post (for those that didn't see it before it was removed) was how 'unethical' we were to talk about PF when we supposedly bitched about globals in the slaughtering of a match we had with them back in, what? March or April of last year?? What a cod sack... Anyway, he's gone from the forum, but just so he's not forgotten, here's a little something extra for all to see; his (or his friend's) IP:

So anyway, this chapter of Clan Q3 was closed long ago (we had about 6 or 7 members then, and at least 3 of them are gone now). He can come back to the server, and so can his friends, but once they start being themselves, we'll know... BTW, Qc, if you still exist, I'd like to see youse beat us like that now... I think we may be a different team than we were nearly a year ago... At the time we didn't know what a strategy was, but I think things would turn out differently next time around... Well, maybe we'll never know, since I have no interest in SpermGuzzler, and his amazing friends...!

Epilogue: Clan Q3 lived happily ever after, never being bother by the shit-stain known as SpawnLauncher again... THE END!!

12/22/02

The Entire Pure Filth Clan - For being sore losers in our Proving Grounds match because we used a couple of *oh no!* Global chats during the match. Did that really cost you guys the match? If so, quit the ladder now, because if such a simple thing can distract you SO MUCH that you can't plant dynamite or kill the enemy, you need to find a new game. Good game!

09/21/02

The Entire AoD Clan - For not listening the 2 times I had already told them to stop bringing their personal issues with ColdFire to our boards!!!!!!! What the hell does it take for these people??

07/27/02

DogMeat - For TKing me when I booted him several times for being a jerk. I really hate this guy! His IP (my way of paying homage to Tempesta) is 68.102.76.82, and he is definitely someone I will watch out for in the future!!

06/17/02

=GS=Ulric - For impatiently TKing Jarcania on Keep, and taking the Objective, because he selfishly wanted to win the match!

Major Mayhem - For impatiently TKing ME (BrickAss) on Tram, and taking the Objective, because he was an ass (thus the award). Needless to say, he was kicked before he got 10 feet away! I know there is not supposed to be more than one award per day, but something was in the air that day, apparently!!

06/07/02

Dashiva (formerly :ctc:Dashiva) - We've waited a long time, and finally exacted our revenge!

06/04/02

a|cujo - He's back in the Ass Awards, since he kicked me from a server (just because I was using his name)

05/25/02

Fortis - (Just one of those random assholes we encounter on occasion!)

05/11/02

IceMan [Q3] - (You spam posted our forum, man!! What's up!?!)

05/07/02

Tempesta [Q3] - (TKed Cerridwen a thousand damn times...Nice welcome for her!)

05/05/02

BrickAss [Q3] - (TKed EVERYONE!!!!!!)

05/01/02

<+Section 8+> [Q3] - (He keeps screwing things up!)

2002

HeHe[Qc]/a|cujo/Tylor McEachern

04/18/02

HeHe[Qc]/a|cujo/Tylor McEachern

04/03/02

King Leoric

04/02/02

Ender Wiggin

03/25/02

Zod

03/23/02

SpawnLauncher[Qc]